Lu & Bruce Get a New Assistant (part 4)

Author: stabbo

Date: November 18, 2003

by stabbo
11-18-03
I think I slept with my boss last night.
Really, how was she, I mean WHAT!? I thought you went out to dinner. Wasn't it your birthday?
I was so scared. It lasted for hours. HOURS...Why do you have your hands raised? Oh no, is she coming? Shh! Shh! No...
Whatever, I've got great news! Your little prick-assistant just got fired! Isn't that awesome? Come on, Bruce, give it to me. Tell me I'm the man.
...he was fired?...
Permanently. I pushed him in front of a bus! Happy Birthday!