Lu & Bruce Enter The Matrix

Author: stabbo

Date: November 28, 2003

by stabbo
11-28-03
Your slut boss just made me acting president of all coffee room waste. So if you wanna fill your gi-normous frame with caffeine, you and your degenerate co-workers will have to go through me.
Lu, get out of my way. Don't make me hurt you.
Hurt me? I BUILT this place. In here, I'M GOD!
This isn't "The Matrix" and you're NOT the Train Man.
Your man-servant Bruce has grown beyond your control. You can't stop him...but I can.
I don't care if you want peace, I'm calling security!