Fast Fool

Author: stabbo

Date: January 27, 2004

by stabbo
1-27-04
My stock is soaring. I'm hot, baby, I'm HOT! What about you, friend? Any stolen cash pumping through our great American money-making machine?
No. Can I have your order?
NO? Listen, chief, you have to start thinking about your future. You don't wanna work here until people like me decide to raise the minimum wage, do you?
I just opened a savings account. I got some serious bank now, man. If I had a girlfriend, she'd be all over me.
A savings account? No, no, no, what you need is a portfolio! Let me look out for your "bank," okay amigo? But first, I'll need a cheeseburger.
Wait here, man, I gotta take a shit.