Condos for the Upwardly Mobile Guppy

Author: stabbo

Date: May 12, 2004

by stabbo
5-12-04
I got big plans! I'm moving out of that "natural" coral reef stink-hole and into a dumped subway car super-condo!
That's terrific! I'm in a good mood too! My parents couldn't escape the fishermen's nets this morning but I did! I'm sure glad to be alive--
--Yeah, yeah, yeah, but a SUBWAY CAR! How lucky am I? I can't wait to show my friends! Not you, though, you're a little rude.
Please? I won't interrupt you again. I know I've been crying all morning but I promise I'll behave--
--Pipe down, will ya? I'm trying to think of where to put my TV.
I'm sorry, it's just that the gaping hole in my stomach is still bothering me.