Weapons of Mass Distraction 2018

Author: stabbo

Date: February 1, 2018

by stabbo
2-01-18
Donald J. Trump Edition
Mr. President, interference in the 2016 elections by the Russians has been proven--
Fake news! You're fired! Little Marco! Crazy Bernie! Hot Ivanka! Extreme vetting!
Yes, Future-Generation-Reading-This-Because-You're-Writing-A-Pre-Apocalyptic-History-Paper, he really WAS the President...
--so why is the White House trying so hard to undermine the Robert Mueller investigation?
...Or was he?...
Sweet merciful crap! Did you just turn into a giant insect?
Do svidaniya, American loser!