Jurassic Follies Murder Mystery (part 5)

Author: stabbo

Date: February 20, 2018

by stabbo
2-20-18
"Number 1, step forward! Hey! This is a lineup, not a lounge!"
I only brought this knife 'cause I can't find my ax -- wait, is that it?
Sir, I just gave birth to this ax! Are you my mother?
Wait -- is this the audition? I didn't get my sides! What's the line?
"Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker!" That got me a role as Corpse #4 on Law & Order: Criminal Intent.
I got your keys RIGHT HERE!