Jurassic Follies Murder Mystery (part 6)

Author: stabbo

Date: March 12, 2018

by stabbo
3-12-18
I know he was an actor, Bruce, but did you have to split him in half?
I didn't do it! It was some giant, diaper-wearing squirrel! This place is full of 'em!
You're not gonna say that in court, are you?
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna split YOU in half!
WHO got split in half? And why wasn't I there?
Does it matter? I'm off the hook. But for the record, that actor deserved it. Well, ALL humans do but let's keep that to ourselves.