Dante's Fire Sale

Author: stabbo

Date: July 31, 2018

by stabbo
7-31-18
We accept souls and first-borns only.
Well, I'm kinda short on both right now. I DO have bitcoin...
Let me discuss this with my supervisor. Please wait here.
Can you bring me these in a size 10 while you're back there?
Here are your options: Soul, first-born, or a most gruesome violation of the loved one of your choosing. While you watch. Forever.
I murdered my loved ones. And show me a size 11 too. Chop-chop.