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by stableboy
1-09-01
Ram, don't kill yourself. It's not that bad.
Benny, you haven't seen the latest KoFightClub, have you?
This is truely whacked.
And we've been sentenced to read this every day? What horrendous crime did we ever commit?
We're friends with the author.

 

by stableboy
1-09-01
Deep in cartoon prison, Ram and Benny have been sentenced to a life of reading www.kofightclub.com
Dude, you just gave away our identities!
...Ram and Benny have been sentenced...
Yeah, I really let the cat out of the bag...
...I mean, who else reads that rag other than his friends?

 

by stableboy
1-09-01
Hey dumbass, you really screwed up that last comic!
The title was screwed up, there was an extra gold panel... what the Hell were you thinking?
Yeah, but apparently readers still rank our webcomic better than www.kofightclub.com.

 

by stableboy
1-12-01
See www.kofightclub.com (Jan 2-12 strip) to make any sense of this.

 

by stableboy
1-12-01
Refer to www.KoFightClub.com (Jan 2-12) to make any sense of this.
Apparently the creator of KoFightClub is coming to "pay us a visit".
*GASP* What new horror will he inflict upon us now?
Indeed. I am intrigued by the intrinsic meta-ness of the situation. So here is how its gonna work...
Well?
He asked me to hit him as hard as I could...

 

by stableboy
1-18-01
Our victimized readers are once again assaulted by the lasted www.kofightclub.com.
My God, how long has it been since we've laughed? How many days, weeks, months have passed without merriment?
So where's the punchline in this strip?
That's the cruel irony of it.

 

by stableboy
1-19-01
Once again, our characters ponder their fate to read www.kofightclub.com on a daily basis.
Doesn't our merciless mocking of www.kofightclub.com constitute cruel and unusual punishment?
And so what would you call our existence in this dungeon?
Touché.

 

by stableboy
1-19-01
Meanwhile, "Russ" the creator of KoFightClub.com has been busy...
Apparently "Russ" has created his own LowPass comic as an extension of this one. He's posted the link to it on his website.
My God, Benny! This self-referential madness must stop now!
Indeed. It's already to late, my friend.
Yesss.... Everything is occuring as I have forseen.

 

by stableboy
1-19-01
See KoFightClub.com Jan 15-19 strip for a reference..
OK, have you seen the lastest KoFightClub strip. I mean have you *SEEN* them?
No. I know it's part of my sentencing, but sometimes I like to save them up. You know, one large terrifying event rather than a series of small shocking ones...
It like some incestuous smorgasbord of the damned. Niche comic characters from various strips are all crammed into one frame.
* GASP * Have Ghostbuster's taught us nothing?
You *DON'T* cross the streams...

 

by stableboy
1-19-01
Something strange is afoot in KoFightDungeon...
Hey Ram? The walls are getting all shimmery. I'm feelin' kinda dizzy. What does it all mean?
"Russ" has crossed cartoon streams in conjunction with a self-referential comic nested several layers deep.
The cartoon space-time continuum is collapsing into what is essentially a two dimensional Klein's Bottle.
Sure, sure, that's all obvious. But what does it *MEAN* ram?
Benny, ol' buddy. It means we're goin' for a ride...

 

by stableboy
1-22-01
When last we left our protagonists, they had been rudely sucked from their prison cells...
Where are we Ram?
Hard to say, Benny. My best guess is Cartoon Limbo. A region of 2-D non-space that exists only in the mind. The question is, whose mind?
There's nothing here but swirly mist. Things are going to get boring pretty fast.
Yeah, but on the bright side, there's no www.KoFightClub.com to read here either!
Hey! What's that? It looks like we are approaching a small moon.
*GASP* That *isn't* a moon!

 

by stableboy
1-22-01
I am the embodiment of Russ' psyche. I am here to further torture you for my own sadistic pleasure, which I will rate according to the formula P=1/C where C represents you level of comfort.
As my pleasure is rated inversly proportional to your own level of comfort, my pleasure will approach infinity as your comfort level approches zero. Furthermore...
...I feel it my duty to inform you that I will be testing my threshold of pleasure in every conceivable manner.
*whew* Well, whereas C=1/X with C being my comfort level and X representing the length of your speech, you must be feeling pretty good about now.

 

by stableboy
1-22-01
Indeed! I will fashion three tests for you. If you survive, I will release you from Cartoon limbo.
Turn inward, now, and think now upon your own fate. And in so doing, choose the face of your destruction.
Benny, this is just like in Ghostbusters! Clear your mind, don't think of anything, or its gonna' manifest and bite us in the ass!
It is decided. Three Freudian tests will you face.
Benny, you were thinking of your mother, weren't you!

 

by stableboy
1-22-01
Benny and Russ continue their confrontation with Russ' psyche...
You will be visted by the embodiment of my Ego, Super-Ego, and Libido.
Er, you mean "Id", right? Ego, Super-Ego, and "Id".
Hmm. No, I do believe I mean Libido.
*GULP* Lord, help us!
If the cartoon gods exist, they did not seen fit to help you out of the Dungeon. I see little reason to hope they might aid you now.
* sigh * And the very existence of KoFightClub proves that if they *do* exist, they are clearly thoughtless and sadistic dieties.

 

by stableboy
1-22-01
Ego, Super-Ego, and Libido. Each will pose a test for you. You must pass all three if you ever hope to escape. Oh, and only one of you can face each test.
Gotcha. OK, Benny, I'll take Super-Ego.
Tell you, what... I'll even take Ego. That just leave one for you.
No way, dude. You take Libido.
No, you take Libido.
No, no, I insist. You take Libido.

 

by stableboy
1-31-01
The first test: Ram confronts the manifestation of "Russ's" super-ego...
Behold, I am the manifestation of Russ' Super-Ego, that division of the psyche that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and censors and restrains the ego.
Er, you kinda just look like a phone.
Indeed. Deciphering the meaning of this metaphore is intrinsic to the nature of this test.
My initial guess would be that it has to do with communication. But then why not manifest as something modern, say a PC, or a cell phone? You're rotary-dialed for Pete's sake!
Hmmm. The super-ego is largely an unconscious entity, so it's hard to say. Perhaps an inate fear of success? I will ponder this. Meanwhile, would you like a bowl of soup?
Uh, sure, I guess.

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