This blows

Author: starfinger

Date: January 20, 2004

by starfinger
1-20-04
Woah there pardner, you know you can't bring firearms into the town!
What this old thing? It's actually a hair dryer.
Ya don't say... You know it's been ages since I felt the luxuriant warmth of a hair dryer blowing against my withered and lonely scalp.
Prarie nights are long and harsh indeed.
I'm going to buy a hair dryer right now!
Mental note: shoot first and ask questions later.