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| Dear, you really ought to stop getting involved with unavailable men. First, there was Alex... | |
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| Mom, Alex wasn't "unavailable". We were just sleeping together until his girlfriend put a stop to it. | |
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| Now, you're involved with MJ... | |
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| Also "not unavailable". Believe me, he's available to me every night. | |
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| If you want attached men so much, why don't you just post an ad on ashleymadison.com? | |
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| Because you have to be married to post. I'm having an affair now to get married, and then I can post. Mom, don't you know anything about the internet? | |
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