makes no sense

Author: stephen12345

Date: December 11, 2001

by stephen12345
12-11-01
Why hello, I am a talking elephant.
And I am an elf. I have a present for you, please turn around.
I hope its a girl!
Good god! Where is you ass?
Why must you condemn me so?
Look what your asslessness has done to me! I am forced to return to my Confederate ways.