Captain penis

Author: stephen12345

Date: December 11, 2001

by stephen12345
12-11-01
Greetings all! I am a superhero!
What do they call you? I'd like know before you are shot with this shooting device I have in my hand.
Captain Penis of course. Cant you tell by the penis-like object I bear on my chest?
Its all beginning to make sense now.
Now I must despose of you, you filthy anus!
Please do not insult my people.