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I was bored at 3 am, so I made some comics.

The end of the world.

by stevegooter
5-11-01

Jesus gets restless...


	Hey Tyler!, Wanna go play catch?


	Uh, sir, not to rain or your parade here, but.... arent your hands and feet nailed to that crucifix?


	You are such a downer Tyler. Im gonna go play in the sandbox...


	Uh sir... That whole hands and feet thing?


	...and then he starting bitching about the whole hands thing. So I ended humanity.


	You have a fiesty temper JC, and a sexy sixpack. Rar!

Satan visits dna-fuel

by stevegooter
5-11-01


	I AM SATAN


	Hi Satan, Im Matthew McKinney.


	I BECKON FORTH YOUR SOUL UNTO THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HADES!


	I'll pass, I prefer the frozen tundras of Eastern Canada


	... he said no! Can you believe it? I think i need to eat a quart of icecream and cry myself to sleep.


	Sats, honey. you just need a nice visit from Mr. JC... the wonders that man can do with his tounge! Rar!

Chain Letter

by stevegooter
5-11-01


	Look at this... This letter says that if I dont make 10 copies and send them to my friends and family, I will die a horrid death!


	Hrm. Sounds serious.


	I dont know what to do... I dont want anything bad to happen, but sending snail mail is so cliche.


	Here take this hammer and nail.


	Ow. I cannot believe I fell for the ol' "Hammer a nail into your forhead because your buddy sent you a fake chain letter" gag.


	Thats how they got me.

Blessing, or a Curse?

by stevegooter
5-12-01


	Hey good lookin, think I can buy you a beer?


	Well Im kinda waiting for Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome.


	What about settling for a Mr. Short, Light, and Slightly Disfugured?


	Slightly Disfugered?


	Some women just cant handle a guy with a 15 inch unit. I just wish she had been more gentle. She broke my neck with her WILD gyrations. Poor thing was most likely a catholic.


	15 inches you say?

Father Christ.

by stevegooter
5-12-01


	Mr. Jebus? You know that whole dying for the sins of the world thing?


	Ya, im kinda in the middle of that now. What about?


	Well, I just want to let you know I respect your decision and all, but mom is gonna be mighty pissed.


	You can tell your mother that I wouldnt be in this mess if it wasnt for her jew hating father.


	...thats what he said alright!


	Sweetie, sometime we say things we dont mean. Your father was just angry that I wouldnt put up with his carpenter ass not putting food on our table. Fucking freeloader.

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