A Pick-Me-Up, Bud Style

Author: stevpear

Date: September 2, 2002

by stevpear
9-02-02
Tell me something inspiring, Bud.
Let's see what I can do, pal.
My dad always told me about the First Golden Rule. It was, "Treat others like you want to be treated."
Wow.. but what was the Second Golden Rule?
"If someone's smaller than you, beat them up and take all their money." This overrode the first rule, by the way.
Oh.