It's Moyer

Author: stevpear

Date: September 11, 2002

by stevpear
9-11-02
Moyer speaks with Dubya.
Alright, you blabbering idiot. I want control of Congress, and your pathetic office. History shall NOT be denied.
Alright, man.. Just save me Texas!
You, my metal friend, are the first Robotic Historian. Go forth and educate the masses. Hahahaha!
Declaration of Independence: 7/4/1776. Spanish Armada: 1588. Bob Moyer: Genius...
Elsewhere..
Bud, it seems that an insane historian has seized control of the world.
Oh, what the hell. It's Moyer.