Tyler Derdin

Author: stickyshoes

Date: August 23, 2002

by stickyshoes
8-23-02
Think about it. Why would anyone confuse me for you?
Because you and I are the same person!
What!! You watch too much TV man. It's because I stole your credit cards.
Can I at least have my pants back?
No.
I am Jack's soiled underwear