Santa pimps his shit.

Author: stickyshoes

Date: August 26, 2002

by stickyshoes
8-26-02
Work the ho, take the dough. Dig?
Ho ho ho. I mean Dig.
Ho! You like to party?
I wonder if he knows I'm really a man.
Prostitution, indecent exposure, public masterbation. These are serious offenses... .
You forgot elf beating. That's my favorite.