All comics by stingo13

 

Spontaneous Combustion by stingo13 1-18-01
What, you think you're better than me, just cuz you've got a human girlfriend? You've betrayed our kind!	You're a whore.

 

Mercy Killing by stingo13 1-18-01
I was up all night last night, trying to think of sentences that no one has ever said before.	"Which scoundrel has stolen my gummi doorknob and placed it in the mop bucket?"

 

Revelation by stingo13 1-18-01
Hhey! Aren't yoo that Macauley Culkin kid? (hic)	Yeah, so what if I am?	Maybe it's da booze, (hic), but I think I see why Michael Jackson thought you were so cute.

 

The 23rd Annual Tiki God Staring Contest by stingo13 1-18-01
. . . . . .	. . . . . .	3 days later... He's gotta crack sometime. He's gotta crack sometime.

 

Robot Armageddon by stingo13 1-18-01
Curse this Robot Armageddon! Curse it straight to hell!

 

Divine Intervention by stingo13 1-18-01
Jesus?	Yes, my child?	Do you have any candy?

 

Divine Intervention, pt. 2 by stingo13 1-18-01
Jesus? Yes..	Why are monkeys so funny?	I.. Don't.. Know.

 

Divine Intervention, pt. 3 by stingo13 1-18-01
Jesus? Please, my child, my time grows short in this world..	What is the one true faith? Judaism.	Just kidding.

 

Divine Intervention, pt. 4 by stingo13 1-18-01
Jesus? Dear God...	If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take for a one-legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?

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