Why I Hate Bilingual People

Author: stormcloud

Date: March 27, 2001

by stormcloud
3-27-01
Hey man! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in a while! What's new with life?
Pretty well, I guess. I'm dating two women at once. Its kind of interesting, yet slightly time consuming and annoying. Like, they keep talking about a "Menage A Tois" or something.
Holy shit! That's amazing! How is that annoying or time consuming?
Well, they keep talking about it, but I don't know what they are talking about! I mean, I told them, I don't speak Spanish!
Thank God in Heaven, I had this bottle of lighter fluid and matches on me. Hmm...I wonder if those two girls he was seeing are free tonight...
Oh God! It burns! The pain!