Why I Hate American Health Care

Author: stormcloud

Date: January 29, 2001

by stormcloud
1-29-01
Hmm, doctor. I think I need some more testing done
No, you don't. Just keep checking your levels, and let me know what they are like in 4 days. That is, if you're not in a coma.
Seriously, doc. I feel like ass.
Be cool, daddy-o. If you're lucky, I might actually let you see a real doctor. Well, then again, maybe not.
Doc, my levels are way above normal. Dammit! Do something productive!
Gee, that's rough. Well, that's what you get when you have an HMO. Sorry I can't be of more help, but I have to prepare for Yog-Soggoth. He really hates it when his bedpan is dirty.