Why I Hate The American Legal System

Author: stormcloud

Date: January 29, 2001

by stormcloud
1-29-01
"Dear Mr. Friedman. We regret to inform you that we're suing your ass, cause, well, we can. So there. *phbbt*"
Dude. That sucks ass.
Dammit. And I was having such a good day, too.
Yeah, well. Um. I'm suing you too.
Why?
Cause I'm evil, yo.