Why I Hate LAN Staff

Author: stormcloud

Date: January 31, 2001

by stormcloud
1-31-01
Um. I can't reach any of our IP restricted tools. Are we having any issues?
Yes. Without informing anyone, we changed the Firewall IP Address. So there.
Um, ok. Hey! What's this error message, telling me the site im visiting is restricted?
Oh, that. Yes, because we hate you, we are now using a Net Nanny program, to increase productivity, and reduce unneccessary surfing. And if you don't like it, go screw.
But that makes no sense! I work in the Web Hosting division! How am I supposed to tech out calls, when I have no access to any of my tools!
Got me. Maybe you should just ignore the customer. Then they would go away.