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| Hi. I was diagnosed with Diabetes, and when I bought my neato keen "Stick Your Finger Until You Bleed Everywhere-O-Meter"(tm), I was told it wasn't covered by my insurance. Can I get reimbursed? | |
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| Let me think for a minute...Ok, I've thought it over. My answer? No. So there. | |
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| What? That makes no sense! It's a piece of medical equipment, that my doctor needs me to have! How can you, my medical insurance company, not cover it? | |
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| Easy. We're evil. Duh. Haven't you figured this out yet? Damn, you're slow. We don't care about you. You humans, you are so easily duped. | |
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| But that's not fair! How...wait. "We humans?" Ah! You're not an insurance company! You're an evil alien race, come to take over the planet, and eat our brains! | |
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