Why I Hate Fairy Tales

Author: stormcloud

Date: February 9, 2001

by stormcloud
2-09-01
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair
Yo. I'm a pieman. Check out my mad pies.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Dude. You're blocking my way to the fair.
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.