Why I Hate Porn

Author: stormcloud

Date: December 9, 2001

by stormcloud
12-09-01
Hello? Can I help you?
Pizza delivery, Ma'am. I've got your extra large sausage here. It's real hot, and warm, just the way you like it.
But I didn't order a pizza!
You didn't? You mean you didn't order this huge slab of beef, to be given to you while its still nice and hard?
No, but hold on, let me put on my high heels and take my bra off, and you can come in.
Oh, wait. This is for the guy next door. Thanks anyway!