Why I Hate Christmas, Part 3

Author: stormcloud

Date: December 25, 2001

by stormcloud
12-25-01
Sir? you're crucified in a "no crucifiction" zone. And you're indecent. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to ask you to come with me.
Don't you know who I am? I'm Jesus Christ, your lord and savior!
Right. And I'm the Pope. Now come on, before I have to mace you.
But I really am Jesus! I died for you sins! I was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans killed me, and I was brought back to give you salvation!
Well, well. New fish. How's it going , fish? You like top, or bottom?
Man, what a shitty birthday.