Why I Hate Umass

Author: stormcloud

Date: March 7, 2002

by stormcloud
3-07-02
Hi. I need to make an appointment for a routine dental checkup.
Ok, do you have any insurance?
Yup. Got me the standard Umass studnet insurance.
Oh, i'm sorry. Routine checkups are not covered, only Accidents and Injury.
So let me get this straight. You won't cover a routine checkup, but if I wack myself in the face with this hammer, you'll cover it?
Here. Use mine. It counts as "Durable Medical Equipment Expenses".