Why I Hate Halloween

Author: stormcloud

Date: October 31, 2002

by stormcloud
10-31-02
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!
What the hell are you supposed to be?
I'm an axe murderer. Duh. It's a very cunning disguise. Now give me some candy, or i'll chop your arm off. I have an addiction to feed.
I don't have any candy. I'm a diabetic.
Well, shit. Now what?
I could just kick you in the nuts. While it might not feel as good as getting high off of a Zagnut bar, it would make me feel a whole lot better.