The History of Canada

Author: stratus

Date: March 28, 2002

by stratus
3-28-02
The Plan
I need a nation of evil gay frenchmen with which to dominate teh world!!!
Wut about North America? We can build a shithole there and name it Canada after my heartless uglyass wife!
The Founding
woh r u/?
I now proclaim this land CANADA
The Birth
You hvae a son Mrs. Milliken =\
ooh wuts that. oooh a son! ill raise him to be the best CS player ever!