Misleading news-reel

Author: stripper

Date: January 6, 2005

by stripper
1-06-05
News at Nine
All is well in the land of the free. People live in harmony, black people love white people for their kindness and our leader is a great thinker.
Also there is no more pollution, all logging has stopped, we have withdrawn from Iraq and given back control to the people.
Also pigs are flying overhead, everyone can walk on their lips and Michael Jackson has never touched a single child.