Telephones are evil.

Author: strong414bad

Date: July 9, 2007

by strong414bad
7-09-07
Hello?
Hi. This is your telephone speaking. You never seem to use me now that you have a cell phone.
What are you going to do about it? Go on a killing spree?
No, but I have the calling lists of every telemarketer known to man. You'd better follow my wishes.