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by stylus
9-29-01
...I think, therefore I am...
I rock out, therefore I'm a rocker.
I get wrecked... therefore... d'oh!

 

by stylus
9-29-01
I think, therefore I am...
I drink, therefore I MAN
I pink, therefore... I spam?

 

by stylus
9-29-01
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER! WE HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER!
...
Welcome to Earth! Home of L33t hAxx0Rs like me!
...fuck it.

 

by stylus
9-29-01
My life sucks. I'm never gonna get a woman.
Don't be so negative!
What the fuck are you?
A talking squirrel, asswipe! I can tell the future. And I say ANY second, the perfect woman is gonna walk up. Bet ya 20 bucks!
Hey there, sexy!
Great, now I can't afford to take her out.

 

by stylus
9-29-01
*sigh* I'm NEVER gonna find the perfect woman.
You never know!
Shit. You again.
That's right! I bet that RIGHT NOW, the woman OF YOUR DREAMS is walking over!
Whaddaya mean, you have really fucked-up dreams?
A talking squirrel! I am SOOOO turned on!!

 

by stylus
10-07-01
Hey slut, wanna lick my cornhole?
...
Wanna chow down on my sauerkraut? There's eternal life in it for ya!
I'm damn glad for these holes through my hands

 

by stylus
10-07-01
A programmer's friend regrets asking 'How was your day?"
..and then, after I coded the second segment, the interface was still a bit dodgy so...
christ...
...but by then, william had said he wanted the popup to have CAPITALIZED text, so we had to rewrite the entire...
...
...four hours later
...so I said "but who's realistically gonna use ctrl-alt-f7 for a SYSTEM command?!" HA HA HA HA

 

by stylus
10-07-01
Hey teenager; wanna earn some money?
Sure, hobo-esque person
I'm a scientist and we need to test our pharmaceuticals - but it's un-pc to do it on animals
Well... sure, I suppose
So... any side-effects you can see?
Nope... everything's pretty-much fine...

 

by stylus
10-07-01
Loofa
Curse that pharmaceutical hobo... I took his drugs now my entire world is psychedelic.
I might never get out of this psycho-hallucinogenic nightmare!
Mullet!
Welcome to Birmingham, England!
AAAAARGH!! It's REAL!!!

 

by stylus
10-23-01
Limp Bizkit, full of phat beats and rhymes...
Rock! Funk! Punks on skunk!
...refute any rumours they've gone crap.
Cunt! Monk! Drunk on gunk! Err...
Christ...
Word.
umm... fuck fucky fuck fucker!
...

 

by stylus
10-25-01
Hmpf. I didn't think much of that film we just saw. Pretty crap actually.
Film?
For the past four hours we've been intravenously injecting hard drugs.
Oh yeah.
Retard.

 

by stylus
10-25-01
So you're saying that instead of seeing a film, we ended up injecting heroin for four hours?
You don't remember?
Oh, I think I do now. We were getting high with some person named 'Erector'
His name was 'Dave'.
That's not what he told ME his name was...
Retard.

 

by stylus
10-25-01
So that person we were injecting heroin with WASN'T called 'Erector'?
His name was Dave.
...?
That whore he brought along wasn't bad though. A right little fuck machine.
...that was my mother...
retar...what?

 

by stylus
10-25-01
Although Descartes founded a new way of thinking, he put forward more problems than he answered – therefore did he found a new philosophy? Was his way of thinking more important than his thoughts?
Who cares? It's three in the morning and the author has a philosophy essay due in tomorrow.
Bitch.

 

by stylus
10-27-01
NEXT!
Now then young man, what seems to be the trouble?
I'm having trouble pronouncing my f's, r's, and t's!
Well you can't say fairer than that, can you!

 

by stylus
10-27-01
Go on...
It's a proven fact. Comic authors often write comics about characters or events from their personal lives.
Hence, an author being nagged at home by a wife will probably write a humourous-yet-chauvanist comic featuring a nagging or incompetent female character.
So by that rationale, does Gabe Billings get sodomized by donkeys on a regular basis?
Guess so...

 

by stylus
10-27-01
Isn't very big. Thought you'd have decorated better, it looks like Elvis exploded all over the walls. And is that a sofa or did something die?
Uh honey, who is this in our living room?
Sorry darling, I shoulda told you - he's my cousin, over to stay for a while at the last minute. There's nothing I can really do about it...
Oi cocksmoker, I need to take a king-size shit, where's the crapper in this hell-hole? Or do I have to do it on the floor?
Later...
Pheweeey that was a big one, I thought I was giving birth. I wouldn't go in there, it smells like shit and I'm saving that huge floating fucker to show my friends. Oh yeah, we're having a party.

 

by stylus
10-27-01
I blow chinks!
...?
Reading StripCreator at 3am while v.v.drunk is not a good thing.
Neither is downing half a bottle of wine in the company of people you've never met before.

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