Irony

Author: stylus

Date: September 29, 2001

by stylus
9-29-01
My life sucks. I'm never gonna get a woman.
Don't be so negative!
What the fuck are you?
A talking squirrel, asswipe! I can tell the future. And I say ANY second, the perfect woman is gonna walk up. Bet ya 20 bucks!
Hey there, sexy!
Great, now I can't afford to take her out.