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by subject2002
2-22-02
Don't panic Leesa! Use your powers! Transform yourself into a bee!
By the powers of the Almighty Earth Mother....
Well... at least you now have wings!
Why do I feel so... so... jeff goldblum?

 

by subject2002
2-23-02
Assignments = 25 %
i'm gonna ace all my assignments and brush my teeth!
this is SO fresh....
Mid-Term = 25 %
i'm gonna ace my mid-term and brush my teeth!
this is SO fresh...
Final Exam = 50 %
i have to get 100% on my final exam to pass!
we robots don't have teeth!!!

 

by subject2002
2-23-02
money is the root of all evil
destroy my home and you will destroy my species
i will consume until i throw up!
money is the root of all evil continued....
it was nice knowing you click...
i don't think they intentionally set out to commit suicide...
you can run but cha can't hide....
if only click could see me now...

 

by subject2002
2-23-02
the DVD version includes: japanese schoolgirl-cheerleaders at the edge of the sherwood forest...
fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro
doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro fro
doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
the movie was filled with too many story-line flaws. they could have at least included some hobbit cheerleaders!
any excuse to see a young chick in panties.... i must admit... we love getting you guys hard....

 

by subject2002
2-23-02
Food
i must really be hungry because this guy's head looks like a big, fat, juicy acorn!
Sex
i must really be horny because all i want to do is build a nest between her legs!
Survival
i must really be stupid because i'm goin' after some tail... and i don't even know how to swim!!!

 

by subject2002
2-23-02
You play your guitar on your MTV...
"... video killed the radio star... video killed the radio star...."
Hmmm.....
Creative Rip-off in Progress...
" ??? "
"... cell phones killed the rotary phone... cell phones killed the rotary phone..."
Corporate Recording Label Industry Headquarters
check it out: repetitive, formula, pop-safe familiarity.... this tune smokes!
sign 'em immediately... and don't forget to bill them the standard mandatory activation fee... hehehe....

 

by subject2002
2-27-02
Habitual Needle Users
this is where i have to inject myself with insulin every day
yeah... whatever...
Ritual Needle Users
like this...
i paid good money for this?
Barbitual Needle Users
looks like #13 steel spiral 6 inch nails
# 14's

 

by subject2002
2-27-02
he was yellin'... go ahead backup!
???
go ahead backup! go ahead backup!!
go ahead backup?
goaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgoaheadbackupgo...
police?

 

by subject2002
2-28-02
so... to make flying with the airlines safer.... we'll place more undercover officers with guns on board the aircraft?
yeah... more guns! more safe!
hmmm....
why i am happy to be living in canada....

 

by subject2002
3-10-02
example of the human superior intelligence
... i just won't feel REALLY safe until many, many more american soldiers die....
well... how many must die until you feel safe?
5,000 - give or take...
... i wish i had a heart ...
... i wish i had a brain ...

 

by subject2002
3-10-02
two gun-slingers, they were fightin', when one of 'em said.....
... i don't wanna fight no more...
... and the other, gun-slinger... thought about it... and he said....
... yeah, what are we fightin' for?...
Afganistan.................................U.S.A.
... i'm takin' control of my life...
... i'm takin' control of my life...

 

by subject2002
3-10-02
cowboy actually likes the pimp's hat better...
... is that real leopard skin?... 'cause if it is... i'm gonna have to shoot cha...
yobo... hold up... chill yall... hey... thad all be all the real cow hide on the side ya hollin'?...
... is that real leopard skin?... 'cause if it is... i'm gonna have to shoot cha...
.. ain't no cat skin tex... it's the real, deal, genuine ring seal... wanna feel?...
why do most people only hear the things they want to hear?...
... ring seal !!!!.... BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!!
... like be tellin' me he ain't wearing real cow hide....

 

by subject2002
3-13-02
most people love their pets even more than they love other people
... i've been doing this trick for about 12 years now...
... is that in dog years? or people years?...
..............................................................
... dog years... duh.... i may be wearing a T-shirt with green undies... but come on... i'm still a dog!!!...
... 12 years...!!!
dogs normally live much longer than squirrels
... yep... 12 years....
... if he would only stop, roll-over and lie down.... i would gladly shake his paw...

 

by subject2002
3-18-02
bachelor # 1.....................bachelor #2
... i would be a dolphin...
... i would be a goldfish...
bachelor #3..................... bachelor #4
... i would be a blue whale...
i would be a great white shark...
bachelor # 5..................... bachelor #6
... i would be a hideous, bacterial infection...
... i would be a sword fish...

 

by subject2002
3-18-02
the real reason why canada has more UFO sightings
... shneeb-bleem...
... oh sure... i suppose i could scare more people in the south... but watching these ones leave a pee-trail in the snow is priceless....

 

by subject2002
3-18-02
... sometimes when i look up at the stars at night..... i feel so small and insignificant....
... well, let's face it... you are!
... OR... sometimes i like to play "join-the-dots" to make pictures....
yeah... there's me exploring the back of your tonsils with my solid steel glock-30, .45 caliber, auto, slide-action snub nose with the safety off...
.....hmmm.... i don't see it but i hear ya!

 

by subject2002
3-20-02
wiguzoe:1... no... wiguzoe:12... no...
... i have so many passwords and userids.... i don't even know who i am anymore...
wiguzoe:2... no ... wigzoe:2-1... no...
... did you try voice command?...
wigzoe:2-2... no... wigzoe:password...
COMPUTER... how far to the nearest star-base....
... nice try ....

 

by subject2002
3-20-02
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by subject2002
3-29-02
... see, if you tilt the card up and down, it looks like maura is rubbing her crotch...
... sweeeet...
... trade ya that card for my babe ruth rookie card?...
... babe smabe... dream on....... and if you tilt it from side to side, it looks like she's rubbing her breast...
... sweeeet...

 

by subject2002
3-29-02
... see, if you tilt the card up and down, it looks like maura is rubbing her crotch...
... sweeeet...
... trade ya that card for my babe ruth rookie card?...
... deal...
... sweeeet...

 

by subject2002
4-06-02
... holy mackeral..!! the fish are really jumpin' tonight...
holy mackeral..???

 

by subject2002
4-11-02

 

by subject2002
4-25-02
Until Death
so..... basically you're telling me that anybody can break into my dumpster and take all of my stuff...?
Do Us Part
yep. it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!
Amen
...... well fluffy........ you heard the man....

 

by subject2002
4-28-02
... in theory... bees are not supposed to be able to fly....
that's not what i heard.... i heard that in theory... flies are not supposed to be able to be...
DON'T MESS WITH THEORY...

 

by subject2002
4-30-02
... i spy with my little eye, something..... red....
is it my T-shirt?
.... later that day....
... i spy with my little eye, something.... red....
hmmm.... funny how that always seems to happen when your eyeballs are coated in blood....
... THUD !!!...
HEY..... somebody had to tell him it was blood....

 

by subject2002
5-01-02
Some fish have the amazing ability....
.......to blend into their surroundings.
Some don't....
... ouch... that's gotta hurt....
... burrrp....

 

by subject2002
5-01-02
After reviewing the audio tapes during the 8.5 hour launch delay...
i have to pee
i have to pee
NASA had the answers they were looking for....
i have to pee
i have to pee
... OKAY... do it in the suit...
hey... it really sounded like "chute" to me...

 

by subject2002
5-02-02
...{blah blah}.... but it is of my own opinion that all of the bite mark samples are inconclusive your honor...
Exhibit A
........{whew}........ that was close
i was a little bit worried

 

by subject2002
5-03-02
I was never a Big Bird fan...
... well i took some dimenhydrinate just like ya said...
what's that?
Perhaps because he was yellow....
Gravol
... no! gravel as in gravel... ya know... little tiny stones & pieces of rock
where the hell ya get Gravol from?!!!
... tums?, rolaids?, pink drink?, M&M's?, Cracker Jacks?..... com'on chickees... i be fillin' ya thrillin'....

 

by subject2002
5-06-02
... a woman's love should be like the moon's gravity: seemingly weak on the surface, yet powerful enough to influence the earth's ocean tides from thousands of miles away...
very cool
... one small step for man...
... i know love maura...
... one gigantic leap of faith to think that i'm actually listening to this wiguhooker character...

 

by subject2002
5-06-02
... bee careful.... the guy who lives there is an entomologist... he has all kinds of traps by his window....
OMG
.. he likes to use: empty pop cans, kool-aid, slurpees... i've even seen him use pancake syrup....
... WOW ...
... oh yeah.... the guy knows what he's doin'.....
... two bee... or not two bee... damn i'm good....

 

by subject2002
5-21-02
... that's a rather large weapon... aren't cha worried that people will see it?...
that's the idea... it's only just a distractor... you wouldn't believe what i'm packin' under my hoodie...
... very dope reap-meister....
... so... what's your excuse?...
thanks to mom, i'll be wearing these until 2003... at least...

 

by subject2002
5-24-02
your love is burning strongly............. like a fire in my heart.......................... i know it sounds cliche and all........... but where else could i start?
from all the props there are to pick, the flame is most impressive.............. i'm not a pyro-maniac ................. ......or someone who's aggressive
although it's somewhat sketchy.... and i don't have all the proof.... i must admit i love the sound.... of people going.....
... poof ...

 

by subject2002
5-25-02
today i briefly morphed myself into an alpha channel............... i sent a copy of my pic directly to this panel........
i wanted to meet maura......................... but i got all tense and hyper................. i had a feeling i could hear.... a rodent in a diaper.........
....... i activated ftp............................. the upload went too quickly....................... so now i live a life in hell... all miserable and sickly.........

 

by subject2002
5-25-02
.....because i died for all your sins................. there seems to be confusion.............................some people think i won't be back.................. but this is no conclusion............
..... you still must live a godly life................. while i do work in heaven..................... you should see the paper work........................ from just the "9-11"..................
...... i'm sure that when my work is done.............. my dad will let me travel.............. but until then, keep up the fight.................... and don't throw in the towel...............

 

by subject2002
5-27-02
i'm not just your average bee............... i know how to make T.N.T................. you can swat at the flies.............. you can poke out their eyes........ but let's see ya try that with me!
... oh thanks ...

 

by subject2002
5-27-02
i'm not just your average cop............... i carry my gun when i shop.........
......and just for a hoot......................... i think i will shoot................. the next guy i see with a pop..............
... oh shit ...

 

by subject2002
5-27-02
i'm not just some cop in the park........... i'm writing a book on a shark................. let's see: chapter three............... "big louie and me"........... hey whad'ya expect from a narc?.......
... well.... ahhhh..... book on a shark actually.......

 

by subject2002
5-29-02
..i want to thank all of the girls.......... who shave off their pubies and curls .........there's no better porny............... which gets me as horny..... no matter how cute are the squirrels....
... what the !@#$.... did you.....
... i wasn't listening....
commentary:
yes it's true... i shave almost every day and it's no fun. thusly, i say "thankyou" to all of the teenies who not only have the courage to show-off their bodies on the net, but who also take....
... the time and care in making your sexy so smooth. thankyou!

 

by subject2002
6-15-02
who's more famous?... yogi the bear OR winnie the pooh?
for real?
yogi rules the park scene dude... winnie is a rolly-polly pushover who's constantly getting his paw stuck in a honey jar... come on! his name is pooh for cripe sakes!!!
so... you're sayin' winnie then?
brain hibernation or what?

 

by subject2002
6-16-02
my guitar: the eifel tower......... needs extensive amps & power....... it's my baby, it's my treasure..... i will play it, for your pleasure......
twang, twang, twang..... twang, twang, twang..... twang, twang, twang.....
it's unique, i'm glad they made her...... now i rock on strip creator.... i can feel the booze and powder....... let me turn this knob up louder........
... WOW ...

 

by subject2002
6-19-02
.... if not for the courage of the fearless crew........
ginger: i fear nothing
professor: i fear nothing
the minnow would be lost...
where am i ?
the minnow would be lost...
no idea...

 

by subject2002
8-11-02
i know what you're thinking... if i have feet for ears... how do i hear?
look out for that falling rock dude...
obviously... not very well....

 

by subject2002
8-11-02
do ya think john travolta ever had an actual fever on a saturday night?
sure, just like sandra bullock may have been a miss congeniality in real life...
do ya think kevin bacon ever actually had a foot loose in real life?
mmm.... bacon.....
now you're stretchin' it brad....
don't jump to conclusions....

 

by subject2002
8-25-02
i know...
word up in the pond is that you've been caught & released something like 40 to 50 times....
because...
is it true that prolonged exposure to that much oxygen can effect your brain?
i've seen them...
hey... is that you tony? for a while there i thought i was lookin' at my own reflection... (whew) how's it goin' dude?
oh... it's goin'.....

 

by subject2002
8-26-02
http://user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf
if this doesn't help you 'make a comic' then you're beyond help....

 

by subject2002
9-02-02
here; the pillows are hidden...
we are experiencing higher than normal call volumes... please stay on the line as your call is important to us and an agent will be with you shortly....
here; the pillows are still hidden...
of course it's a lie... you're a nobody & we'll get to your call when we feel like it...
here; the pillows are exposed...
did i just say that out loud?

 

by subject2002
9-02-02
my dad thinks...
we
think
that all things with horns...
your
dad
belong behind bars...
is a
.....hmmm...... maybe i should of gone with the bow tie...

 

by subject2002
9-11-02
the sampling team works quickly to avoid the risk of becoming scorched by the flowing, unpredictable, hot molten lava...
AHHH...
AHHH...
OMG... OMG... i can't believe it... OMG... did we get that on camera?

 

by subject2002
9-13-02
when it's dark in the theatre like this... i feel so safe in this bag... ya know?... like... as if... i will never get eaten...
what EVER...
NOoooo............... NOT meeeee!!!!......
welcome to the jungle...

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