The Three Levels of Hungry

Author: subject2002

Date: February 23, 2002

by subject2002
2-23-02
Food
i must really be hungry because this guy's head looks like a big, fat, juicy acorn!
Sex
i must really be horny because all i want to do is build a nest between her legs!
Survival
i must really be stupid because i'm goin' after some tail... and i don't even know how to swim!!!