HANK THE COMPUTER OPERATOR REAL WORLD EPISODE 4

Author: suicidalrat

Date: October 22, 2003

by suicidalrat
10-22-03
Another exciting episode of HANK THE COMPUTER OPERATOR MEETS THE REAL WORLD!!!!!
Hello Hank, I am your conscience, why did you leave your job as a computer operator to come on this show? Do you know right now, that your web server is on fire??? Do you care???
No. I'm going to be famous and people will like me, women will want to have my children!!!! BURN AS400! BURN UNIX SERVER! ALL BURN IN HELL!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can never go back to that lifestyle, I'm an actor now, I must do it for my fans, they need me now more than that SQL server which burns even now as I speak longly into the camera!!!!
Hey Hank, network just called, the show's been cancelled, Buhbye!!!!
Oh what a bitch Hollywood is, one day, you're famous, the next day, you're back to standing in elephant dung!!! Another fine addition to my resume!!!