HANK THE COMPUTER OPERATOR KIDNAPPED

Author: suicidalrat

Date: October 22, 2003

by suicidalrat
10-22-03
Hank the Computer Operator has been kidnapped by rogue comic strip characters......
Hey kids, usually this strip stars Hank the Computer Operator, but we kidnapped him and tied him up and threw him in a closet!!!!
Yes, we are sadden by Hank the Computer Operator's lack of more diverse characters and issues and therefore we have decided to make a stand against these crimes!!!
I mean, what says, GOD BLESS THE USA, then a smoking butt!!!!???? Why doesn't Hank smoke in the strips?? Is he afraid to smoke??????
And why isn't Hank ever showed with girls other than his sister?? Is he gay??? The comic strip readers demand answers??? WHERE ARE THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION LOCATED AT HANK?????
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????
Uhm, I don't know!!!! Buhbye!!!