THE HACKTRIX PART FIVE

Author: suicidalrat

Date: October 28, 2003

by suicidalrat
10-28-03
...a blackout hits the elite hackers' headquarters...was the Department of Agriculture involved?? The narrator will never tell.
Yo dude, it's like dark and stuff. Uh, how we going to hack the planet in uh, like the dark and stuff????
Uh, yeeeeeehaaaaaaaa!! I know....I know......WE CAN GET SOME CANDLES!!! YEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
....Across on the other side of the great Hacker War.....
HeHe!! It's like too dark to see the computer, we can't see the killer refresh rate in the dark!!! Hey, is that your hand on my breast?
Sorry.....I know what to do, I'm an elite hacker, I'll call tech support!!!!!
....Meanwhile, back at the help desk......
Maybe I'll get to go home early tonight so I can play with my new Donkey Kong game!!!!
RING! RING! RING!!!