Johnny Depp in France.

Author: suicide_king

Date: December 10, 2004

by suicide_king
12-10-04
Excusez-moi, are you not Johnny Depp?
Yeah.
Are you filming a movie here in France?
Nah, I actually live here.
Ah oui, you got fed up with your Monsieur Bush acting as a maverick cowboy invading innocent countries like Iraq, not to mention the free access to guns which your people use to settle all disputes.
Nah, my French wife and her sisters give the most incredible blowjobs.