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| I don't know what I did in this life to deserve all this. | |
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| Well, let's start with having provided unlimited fellatio to Clint Eastwood AND Morgan Freeman. | |
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| I'm just a girl from a trailer park who had a dream. | |
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| Hey, you stole that line! Every porn starlett at the Adult Video Awards used that! | |
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| I am going to start by thanking my husband because I'd like to think I learned from past mistakes. Chad, you're my everything. | |
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| He's a homo! You're carrying that fag. Trade up, for fuck's sake. | |
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