All comics by superboob

 

by superboob
4-27-05
Damn! I am one cool cat, daddy-O
I'm a jive talkin, jazzed out, diggity dawg machine!
Being a lesbian kicks arse.

 

by superboob
4-27-05
Man, us lumberjacks are totally what make this country go 'round.
If it weren't for me and my bretheren, the entire world would be covered in trees... FUCKING JAM PACKED I TELL'S YA!
Not to mention the massive boom that we gave thems womens underwear companies...

 

by superboob
4-27-05
uhhh, sorry about the mix up kid.
But santa, I said I wanted to be a REAL boy. Not an Eboy.
look, kid, I'm really sorry. But look on the bright side: At least you're not the poor sap who asked to be an Eboy.
Why not? You can't get much worse than this; I'm gonna get my arse kicked when I get back to school.
Well that may be... But it sure beats the hell out of having that flesh eating Ebola thing, don't it?
No wonder everyone pretends you don't exist.

 

by superboob
4-27-05
Aren't you going to wear the mask, dude?
So why are we making all these missiles and pointing them at New Zealand again?
hahahaha, "Flying Hobbits and sheep," that's a good one.

 

by superboob
4-27-05
Holy shit. I thought they were giving me a helper monkey or something. What the crap are you?
I'm spotty the space adventuring sock puppet!
Ohhhh man, this isn't cool. Ok Spotty, how do I radio mission control? I need to find out how to get back home again.
Actually, there's no radio, Mr Hellwig. There's pretty much no nothing.
Well what the hell sort of "competition" did I win then? I'm going to have some pretty stern words to the people at lardboy when I get back!
It was pretty well rigged up with the sole purpose of getting you on a one way course to the sun. I'm just here to distract you untill we get into orbit... Wheeee! Isn't it fun being in space?!

 

by superboob
4-27-05
Hey Beardy! Don't like eatin pork eh?
Leave me alone.
Think we're "dirty" and "unclean" eh?
I don't want any trouble. Please just let me get back to my crops.
Well you'd better tell your prejudiced Brothers that us pigs are pretty pissed. Were building an army, and pretty soon we're going to unleash a big arsed can of whoop arse on you barn raising losers.
I knew I shouldn't have listened to brother Timotheus. What sort of loser invents a religion that can get it's arse kicked by a bunch of pigs?

 

by superboob
4-27-05
Hell of a mess this here towns in eh?
I told those kids not to play with fireworks. I tolds 'em it'd all backfire on em...
Gotta admit though, after the fourth time, I couldn't help but joinin in shoving sticks of dynamite up those cows asses.

 

by superboob
4-27-05
You just can't teach an old dog new tricks.
Shutup you stupid pussy.
I'm 85 dog years old, and I learn't this balancing on the ball thing just last week.
So why can't you still not eat me right?
Damn bitch, it's cos you stink like fish all the time.

 

by superboob
4-27-05
ohhh man. I really should've been paying attention to the mob.
I have no idea where any of the other guys went, and I don't see ANY human flesh down here.
Shit. I KNEW I should've ticked Vampire on my undead request form. Those guys never have to carry their arms around.

 

by superboob
4-28-05
what are you doing here, I'm trying to sell door to door Vaccuum cleaners to these losers. Get offa my turf.
Go to hell mortal, I clearly reign supreme in this hood.
Ohhh really, and what are YOU selling then? Tiki torches? Hula Skirts?
NO! I am offerring the supreme knowledge of a thousand generations, and the path to inner fulfillment.
Ohh, I uhhh... I'm sorry.
But mostly jungle porn.

 

by superboob
4-28-05
Awesome! This was the best thing I could've ever brought along to this desrt island. Playstation kicks arse!
hey baby, wouldn't you rather play with me instead?
Piss off bitch. I've seen Blue Lagoon before... You're just going to distract me for a second so that you can play bubble bobble or some shit.
Damnit!

 

by superboob
4-28-05
This is your captain speaking...
We are having a small problem with turbulence, could everyone please return to their seats...
and for the love of God, nobody else light their "turbulance" near the gas cannisters either.
heh heh, that was awesome.

 

by superboob
4-28-05
So what's the deal with the crazy orange robe, baldy?
I am in training to use my own mental focus and discipline to acheive oneness with enlightenment.
ohhh yeah?
It is an ancient tradition that requires many years of intense meditation and self restraint.
I prefer to reach the same enlightenment through copious amounts of alcohol and lack of pants.
Well, that is the next stage in my training.

 

by superboob
4-28-05
man, who writes this shit?
Shut up dickhead, it's all in the delivery.
Kick his cords in, pencil!
Snap him in half, Mic!

 

by superboob
4-28-05
So this is my first time in town, and I'm a little nervous here,
So I'm going to do this set in the dark, so you can't see me. It just helps make me feel a bit more comfortable.
Cos you Compton niggers probably ain't gonna like my KKK set very much.

 

by superboob
4-28-05
Man, I am fucking wasted.

 

by superboob
4-28-05
"Your service has been disconnected due to a non payment of your account...
Please drop into your nearest Telus branch and speak with one of our customer consultants..." Ahhh, shit!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL THE LUBE ADVICE HOTLINE ANYMORE!
Woah, hey! You try getting one of these claw things out of a dry metal ass.

 

by superboob
4-28-05
Hey slackass! Do you think you could pick up the pace a bit here?
uhh...
We've got to have another 5700 of these things shipped out by the end of the week.
Well boss, if you could just loosen my arms here and help me down...
Get yourself down damnit! I ain't got time to help out every jackass who gets himself nailed to something!
Man, I knew I shouldn't have come straight to work from my bucks party.

 

by superboob
4-28-05
Man, Rusty sounded pretty pissed when he left this morning.
He was all screaming an limbs flailing, and "I never want to see you again!"
Course, maybe the dirty tampon hidden in his omlette wasn't such a good gag to play after our first night together...

 

by superboob
4-28-05
Hey Red guy, wanna drag?
Negative, prehistoric creature!
Wahtever, suit yourself then.
My calculations show that chances of extinction from inhalation of such substances are 128359162%
Dude, that's impossible. You blown a circuit or something?
haha Yeah! I'm totally fucking bombed man!

 

by superboob
4-28-05
hmmmm.
Does every animal on this earth deserve it's right to life, now matter how cute or cuddly? No matter how nasty or icky?
The hell with it, it's time to take out the trash...
Right! Who the fuck's got my pony?!

 

by superboob
4-29-05
Ohhhh man, now I've done it.
All this new fangled machinery gots me confused, and now my favourite pig's nothin but a pile of ashes...
I guess it's back to sleepin with the wife and her cousins again.

 

by superboob
4-29-05
Man, heaven really got wierd after J Edgar Hoover won the afterlife lottery and get to be the next God.
Tell me about it. Yesterday I was a 7 year old girl.

 

by superboob
4-29-05
Ladies and gentleman, after years of desinging and programming, based on your votes and survey results...
We are proud to give you... The Ultimate President Of The United States Of America!
I didn't do it.

 

by superboob
4-29-05
WooOooOooOO
WOOOooOooOoOOo!!!
I SAID WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Knock it off arsehole, I'm already dead.

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