Wrap it up, baldy.

Author: superboob

Date: April 28, 2005

by superboob
4-28-05
So what's the deal with the crazy orange robe, baldy?
I am in training to use my own mental focus and discipline to acheive oneness with enlightenment.
ohhh yeah?
It is an ancient tradition that requires many years of intense meditation and self restraint.
I prefer to reach the same enlightenment through copious amounts of alcohol and lack of pants.
Well, that is the next stage in my training.