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by supersonickim
10-27-06
Incoming mail: Please log out of avaya/siebel....
Oh no - not again.
I wonder why...?
Not another prayer about avaya/siebel
Whatta f**k??
Hey mate - have you ever tried to just ignore it? What comes around goes around. Take a break - that's my advice

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Errr... Excuse me
Yeah?
Say.. Why don't you cut your hair and get a job?
And then what?
Everybody should have a job - it's safe income. And working is good. I am an expert, I am sykes.
I need a beer. Right now.

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.
You're one of the outstanding leaders in a very important part of the world. I want to thank you for strategizing our discussions.
I wonder what they're doing in there?
They're running this country

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?
can take them off
I'm interested in the shade look, seriously
All right, I'll keep it, then
an exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006
For the viewers, there's no sun
I guess it depends on your perspective

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
Your hand falling asleep while masturbating?
Well, yeah.
Weirdo

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
How can I look up a word to spell in the dictionary if I don't know how to spell the word in the first place?
Why do they call it a Hot Water Heater? You don't need to heat hot water!

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Another day at the local bar...
I'm so tired of my life. Hanging out in this bar every day with these loosers makes me one too.
Hey, Johnny-boy! Wanna buy me a beer?
On the other hand -what else is there to do? I could have been swedish. Or even worse: German.
I'll pay ya back on tuesday when I get my welfare!
I'm glad I'm American.
What's the matter with him??

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
America stands for liberty, for the pursuit of happiness and for the unalienable right for life. This right to life cannot be granted or denied by government because it does not come from government,
??

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
I-SERVE-YOU
wow. awesome!

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
I can't understand humans and all the wars they fight.
Nah - me neither.
I wonder what makes them be so mean to one another?
Nah - me neither.
I feel hungry.

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Damn, it's hot up here.
ANYBODY HERE? HALLO!!! DAD - CAN YOU HEAR ME?!!
This just can't be happening! Guess praying won't do much either...

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Oh my God!
Hah! That'll teach him!!

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
July 21 1969 2:56 UTC
A small step for man - a giant leap for mankind.
Oi, mate! Whaddaya think yer dooin'?
Uh-oh
Yer bloody yankees are ev'ry-fookin-where! Stay off this planet and leave oss aloone!
This is the moon, and, we're just visiting. Are you the intergalactic version of William Wallace or something?

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Why did you leave the lights on?
It looks scarier like that.
But we'll be back soon.
And?
I am the one who pay the fuckin bills!!!!
No wonder he's dead.

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Hi. I am supersonickim, the creator of this strip. Thought I might just say hello to you all.
There are people dying at this very moment, but I just wanted to inform you that I'm here at work making comics. It's friday, and all my colleagues are out getting drunk right now.
My job isn't that important, but I still try do my best. OK, maybe not right now, but usually I do. I would rather be at the pub right now - totally smashed out of my head. Thank you and good Night.

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Hey, George! Do you see al those ambulances?
Yeah, I see them, Bunnyman.
Wanna know they are here?
Yeah, tell me
That's why.

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
I just can't understand why she left.
Well, there's always a reason.
Not always.
Usually there is.
Last thing she said before she slammed the door was: "You are the biggest loser I have ever met!"
Truth hurts, eh?

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Grrrrr
Grrrrr
Phew! That was close

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Hmm. "explicit content. Are you over 18?" - Yes, I am. NOOOT!
Aaaahhh, I managed to hack my way to the government's register over female sexual offenders!
omg
I Wonder who Rosanne Barr is?

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
HELP!!
What's the matter dude?
I can't see!!
Why?
Nothing. Just kidding!! Heh
wtf??

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
How's it going?
Still stuck on the last level in "lord of the rings"?
No, I'm stuck on level 56 in tetris
Wonder what would happen if electricity suddenly went out just right now?

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Wow
According to these statistics, there's more deaths related to alcohol than heroine.
Naaaah, thhatsch juscht bullschit. *burp* It'sch never been a phroblem for me! *hick*
No, not for you - you always passes out before you reach that stage.
Zzzzzz

 

by supersonickim
10-27-06
Why do you accept it?
Accept what?
Being locked in a cage like that.
Well, first of all it's safe. Second of all, I'm being served 3 meals a day. And sometimes they let me fly around in the house. And they love me.
Pfft! Life is easy. All you have to do is just excist. Survival comes natural.
OK, let me put it in a perspective: I am in a locked house with you, only difference is - I'm in a locked cage. And as I can see the cat apprroach, I'd like to see you put you theory in perspective

 

by supersonickim
10-30-06
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Say NO to a violent world!
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Say NO to a violent world!

 

by supersonickim
10-30-06
What place is this?
I dunno - I just got here. Looking for the toilet.
Hmmm.. You look familiar.
I do?
Yeah. I think I met you once. The only time we met actually. Must have been...let's see...around 3 years ago.
Oh. You don't look to familiar to me. Guess it was only briefly then. Man, I gotta pee - can you give me a hand? Mine don't work anymore.

 

by supersonickim
10-31-06
Jag är intelligent
Inte jag heller.

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