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by sw3rve
12-14-03
I have to protect the gates of heaven from all wrong doers!
...
Please enter grandmother, you have always done good!
Where the hell?!?

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
Damn bills, all I get is bills bills BILLS!
Sweetie, it will be ok. You just need to not spend so much.
Not spend so much money...hmmmm?
Done and done!

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
Hey Rudolph, where does Santa keep the wrapping paper?
He keeps it in one of those storage closets down the hall. But whatever you do, don't go looking in the cellar!
Ahh, here it is. I wonder what's in the cellar?
*cough* *cough* h..el...p...m.e

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
Wow! That engineer on TV is so cool.
I can't wait to be an engineer...they do all kinds of fun stuff. I could design rocket ship and I might even get to go up into space!
Neato!
30 Years Later...
Someone kill me.

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
I hope I can come up with some funny original material for my comic.
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...to get to the other side! Hahaha, I'm so funny

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
All I need to think is happy thoughts.
I think I feel it.
Feel what?
Uh oh!
Dude?

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
I'm sick of men ruling the world!
Right on sister!
But what can we do to show them that we mean business?
Uhhh....?
Maybe we should ask the men.
Good idea!

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
Why don't men understand. Size DOESN'T matter!
Yeah, I'm happy with it even if it is too small to find sometimes.
Too small to find...HAHAHA you're joking right?
No...
HAHAHAHA!
I hate you.

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
Mr. Dolphin, I'll give you one wish, wish for anything you want, but make you decision wisely.
I wish I could live forever.
Ok...here we go. 1, 2, 3 presto!
Oh shit!

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
...and then she said that her eyes were hazel not brown. Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahahaha! She got you there.
Who the hell is that?
Who the hell is that?

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
Oh my! An evil prostitute bunny! I must stay strong!
You're looking studly over there in your tight outfit.
You must remove yourself from here immediately. Heaven doesn't allow such vile beings to enter.
Not even for a little sucky sucky?
5 Minutes Later.
Oh shoot!
Now it'll be $20

 

by sw3rve
12-14-03
Why am I so unhappy?
Does it really make any sense?
Now I remember.
Ok, can I get two #3's, a #4, and a #1 with no cheese.

 

by sw3rve
12-15-03
After returning from an exam, David heard something behind him.
Might I ask how your exam went?
Uhhh...it went pretty well.
And then the being vanished as quickly as it came.
Muahahaa!
Sigh...I need too get some sleep...

 

by sw3rve
12-15-03
Hey, I just heard this funny joke today.
Oh tell me!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a goat?
|elephant| ·|goat| sin(è)?
Damn you engineers! Why do I bother?!
*shrug*

 

by sw3rve
12-15-03
Ohh, I love Klondike Bars. I can't wait to eat every one of these. They taste so yummy. Mmmmm. I wonder what Jesus would do for one?
I'll tell you what I would do!!!
Oh God, Nooo, not the Klondike Bars. Not my skin!!!
That's right fool! Now toss one into my mouth before they all melt!

 

by sw3rve
12-15-03
I've always been meaning to fix this leak down here.
Idoits Guide to Fixing a Leaky Pipe: 1st step...
Okay. Looking good, looking good.
...and this should do it.
Idoits Guide to Unflood Your Basement: 1st step...

 

by sw3rve
12-15-03
Dude, are you ready for our important voyage into space?
Uh, yeah, one sec, I'm almost done with this quest. I'll soon be the proud owner of the Sword of Skcus.
Whatever, I'll be waiting outside...
...alllmooossst dooonnnee...DAMN I DIED! Man, just a few more minutes, I promise.
???
I'm feeling better about this mission already.

 

by sw3rve
12-17-03
Hey man, this is CrAZy! who thought I could go so fast?
Shut up or I'll smash you up real good!!
What is this. You can't threaten me like that.
If you only knew what we did back in Jersey you wouldn't be talking.
I swear I heard voices coming from over here.

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