Introduction to Buddha, the Modern-Day Casanova

Author: swervedriver

Date: April 28, 2004

by swervedriver
4-28-04
The guy in the yellow is Buddha. Not the religious figure. Please don't hurt me.
So how's it going Buddha?
Pretty good. I'm the sweetest guy ever.
I was with my girlfriend, and I took her to my locker and gave her roses.
I told her "They're fake," and she said "Okay." Then I said "I'll love you until the flowers die."
... But technically aren't the roses already dead if they're fake?
Note to self: Never tell Swervedriver anything ever again.