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by sxwidbritney69
11-25-02
What do you do all day?
Your mom.
...
All jokes aside, you're gay

 

by sxwidbritney69
11-25-02
Dude, bra. Death Metal is fucking awesome!!!
Fuck yeah, man.
ITS ALSO PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

 

by sxwidbritney69
11-25-02
Would you think less of me if i drank A1 sauce from a cup?

 

by sxwidbritney69
11-25-02
So, you've NEVER consumed the delicious innards of a Taco Bell sauce packet?
mAn, LeT mE tElL yOu. IT iS sOoOoOoO gOoD.
so..very...high..
TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THE UNREAL EXPERIENCES, BILLY.

 

by sxwidbritney69
11-26-02
The Beggining Of The End.
Well, folks. It seems I have a little rivalry with another comic artist friend of mine.
Now since I know you'd like to see this ordeal in the process, i'll be sure to keep you all posted with my "comic geniusness," as it comes to me. So let's get crackin.
Ded yo say crack?
...riiiight.

 

by sxwidbritney69
11-26-02
Hi. My names Samantha. What's your name?
Howdy there, partner. Muh names Billy Joe. You know where iz can wrestle me up some grub?
fag

 

by sxwidbritney69
11-26-02
...the moral of the story? Stop while you're a head!!! AHAHA. OMAN IM COOL!!!

 

by sxwidbritney69
11-29-02
Ron's Computer Finally Arrives.
Dude, Bryan. This computer is so cool. It's like i'm IN the game. haha.
Wait a minu...
Oh...fuck...
KA....ME...HA....ME....

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-03-02
Why I Suck At Dating.
Just give us the nuts, pal. Nobody has to get hurt.
Macho macho man. I want to be a macho man.
...and then i..Bryan...are you even listening to me? What are you thinking about?
..errr....you.

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-03-02
An Everyday Conversation With Ron.
So what exactly does summoning the dragon on this game DO anyways?
Well, basically it comes out and fucks your mom.
Wanna go get some nachos?
Fuck yeah i wanna go get some nachos.

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-03-02
Touri Convertation.
Man, that movie was pretty good.
Your MOM was pretty good.
...no but seriously, Bryan, you're an idiot.
YOUR MOM is an idiot. Ohhh. Need some ice for that burn?!
Do you listen to yourself talk?
Not really. I just sort of mumble and hope to form words and sentences. Which reminds me. YOUR MOM likes to form words and sentences.

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-03-02
Due To Me Spelling "Dedication" Wrong On My Last Cartoon, This One Is "Dedicated" To It.
I can't spell.

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-04-02
God Likes To Have Fun Too, You Know.
Psst. Check this out.
What the...oh haha, Dad. This is so immature. Let me down.
He..hello? Anybody there? ehh....this is totally weak.
*giggle*

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-05-02
Past Conversations With Ex's-Part 1.
*type* Oh god..i miss you. I wish you were here.....*sigh* If only i had a magic carpet. I'd be there in like two hours.
*type type* Yeah. I miss you too...
*type* ...wait a minute. If we're agreeing it's a "magic carpet", how do you get two hours? Do you have a layover in Dallas? HOW DO YOU GET TWO HOURS WITH A MAGIC CARPET?!

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-07-02
Another Everyday Conversation With Ron.
*type type* Sup, Ron.
*type type* hey man i just got off work. it was so boring. lol
*type type* Aww. Did you not get to have sex with your boyfriend today? Haha.
*type type* haha you bitch. i'm not gay, you are. whatever. im gonna go play metroid. pieces.
*sob* Bryan made funth of me againth. He's tho mean. Thank god I have you, Kevin.
Aww, there there, Ron-y poo. I won't let the big scary man hurt you.

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-07-02
Sup, Kevin.
Whaddup, bro.
So, what's the deal with that one hoe, Avi. She's always arguing with you and shit.
It's complicated, man. She thinks I don't pay attention to her or some shit.
Flashback.
How was my day? Well, at work I slammed my fingers on the copy machi....
HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL. HEEEHEEE. HERE SQUIRLEY SQUIRREL.

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-07-02
NEVER Tell An Idiot How To Spend His Saturday Night.
Hey, Ron. Why so glum?
*sigh* I dunno, dude. My boss at work is such a fucking pain in the ass.
Why don't you just kill the fucker.
I would...but..umm...can you excuse me for a second?
Where the FUCK have you been? And why...Ron..did you kill your boss?
.....look, man. I won't lie to you. No I didnt kill my boss.

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-11-02
This Is How Bored I Am Tonight:
Guess what.
Hm?
*snaps ne..
FINAL FLASH!

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-12-02
Hey, Ron. Is there something wrong with my game? Look at my model real quick.
Alright.
SOLAR FLARE!
AHHH MOTHER FUCKER
*fire fire fire*

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-28-02
Man, Karl, gay people are so freaking unnerving to me. I can hardly be in their presence without feeling mildly uncomfortable.
Oh i know.
I just wanna grab em' and just pull down their pants and be like WHAM and stick my penis in their butt. And be all, "Yeah! How you like a taste of your own medicine, bitch!"
...
...SPORTS!

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-29-02
As you can see, Ma'am, our daycare is safe and clean and will fit all the needs that your child needs.
I see...but where's this door lead to..?
Have we made enough toys for Mcdonalds yet, mister?
NEVER

 

by sxwidbritney69
1-03-03
Now that we're happily married, Karl, I can't wait to spend every waking hour with you....Karl?...*sigh*
*techno blaring in his ear; type type* Yeah. I LOVE drum n' bass!!!!
*type type* KARLLLLLLLLLLL!! . Hey sweetiee!!! <3 hehe
*type type* REIIIII!!! Heyyyy <33333
Karl....god damn you're a moron.

 

by sxwidbritney69
1-03-03
So, what are you doing tonight, Karl?
Well..Rei wrote me a letter saying shes going to be here tonight.
Didn't you plan on proposing to her tonight?
I dunno, man. I just want to tell her everything about myself and let her know the real me.
You told her you suck dick, didn't you?
Basically.

 

by sxwidbritney69
1-12-03
Searching The Web
..what in the world. *Instant Messages Karl* hey man..i was browsing the web and i found an Anti-Karl website. The odd thing is i searched the site for the word homo and its came up 14,000 times.
Ok, what the fuck.
*type* Just for the hell of it im going to search for the word "cock sucking homo", haha. *computer flashes*
*type type* ..hello? Bryan? You there?
*on phone* Hello Karl? Yeah my computer crashed.

 

by sxwidbritney69
1-13-03
Watching Tv.
...also for sale is this purple cabbage patch kid. Great for the kids. Isn't it some cute and lovable? Don't you just want to squeeze it?!
Yo, Ron. Hey did you ever have a Teddy Ruxpin?
No. See, i was a boy.

 

by sxwidbritney69
10-09-03
...and then I'M like "Bitch, dont MAKE me come in there!"hahaaa
Ahahaha... man, I love you.
...err, Hey! Is that Wile E. Coyote?!
Woah woah woah. This isn't about me. This is about you.

 

by sxwidbritney69
12-08-03
What Tad And Me Talk About Behind Closed Doors
Bryan, you will NOT believe what I just got ahold of!
What what what what what what what
RACHAEL'S PANTIES!!
Don't you think its about time we stopped stalking the poor girl? I mean, she's pretty and all. But that's not all there is to life..ya know?
....look, are we gonna have sex with the panties or NOT?
Don't have to tell me twice!

 

by sxwidbritney69
6-10-04
Bryan's Day At The Doctor's Office
Now what, Doc?
Now just turn your head and cough.
....
That's odd...I still see nothing...
motha fucka..

 

by sxwidbritney69
2-09-05
Dude, Tad. Bryan told me all about him walking in on you and that Chip & Dales dancer last night, whilst the two of you were pleasuring each other.
Haha. He was joking with you..get it? Ha ha ha..
He didn't really seem like he was joking. Anyways, have you seen him since last night? He's not answering his phone.
Uh...yeah. He went out to get me smokes.

 

by sxwidbritney69
7-15-05
The Randomness Continues
Ok. That's it, Karl. You're so going down.
Fo shizzle dizzle bizzle nizzle wizzle.
Stop. I bring tidings of happiness and ice cream.
Hey, when did your girlfriend show up?
This just in: 90% of all comics done by Bryan make no sense. OOGA BOOGA!

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