Missing horse

Author: tafkad

Date: May 22, 2001

by tafkad
5-22-01
Hey kid, have you seen my horse?
If it was up your ass you'd know where it was!
Whoa...you just zip it, little boy. Where do you get off in talking to me like that? I'll kick your ass all the way to fucking Mexico
Yeah, dressed like that? Hah, I bet kicking is just one of the things you wanna do to my ass, you queer. Just shut the fuck up and leave me alone.
Who's the queer now, punk?
"In other news today, a little boy was found at the Mexico border wearing nothing but a leather thong"