The Daily Show With Steven Colbert

Author: takedown

Date: November 18, 2006

by takedown
11-18-06
Welcome to the Daily Show With Steven Colbert. If you don't watch Comedy Central, then you didn't get that joke. Tonight we have returning special guest, Pissed Off Hippie.
Thanks John. I dream of killing you. Can you turn me back into a 21- year old virgin?
Well, as John Stewert I can do anything. But I do not want to turn you back into a 21- year old virgin.
Then I must now beat you with this sign.
What the fucking hell? He turned into a telephone.
I told you, John Stewert can do anything! Good night folks