I scream, you scream, he just lies there and holds the cones

Author: technoatheist

Date: February 1, 2001

I scream, you scream, he just lies there and holds the cones by technoatheist 2-01-01
It seemed like a good idea. I could use the company vehicle after hours and on weekends to sell ice cream to the kids.	I'd drive all over town, ringing the bells hoping to see the kids line up on the curb.	I even put those happy cartoon stickers all over the sides of the hearse.